"I have to go to
school in the morning and I wasthinking that you
should come with me."
"What are you crazy? Wouldnít that get you introuble?"
"No, Iíve brought my old boyfriend before. No
"Well thatís fine with me. Iíve got no plans anyway of
"I gotta go to bed. Iím tired."
"Okay. Goodnight. Sleep well, Sweet dreams and all
She goes to bed and I watch TV for a while before
In the morning I wake up because I hear her taking a
shower. I still canít believe that I got this far this
fast for free. She attempts to sing while in the
shower and I wish I were still asleep. She gets out
and I feign sleep.
"Wake up! Time to go to school."
"Fuck. I thought I finished high school already. Iím
I hope you know some cuties for me."
"I do but I donít think theyíre easy enough for you."
"Gee, thanks. Alright Iím gonna take a shower."
She goes into her room and starts to get dressed. I
take my shower and do not sing just in case Iím as bad
as she is. I dry up and go out into the living room.
There is a new set of clothes on the bed.
"Where the heck did these come from?" I say.
"An ex. He was
about the same size as you. I looked through your
backpack and all your clothes are too trashy for me
to introduce you to people. Just put these on and
weíre outta here."
I know better than to argue with her so I just get
dressed and we get in her VW and start driving to her
"My first class is History. The teacher is half blind
and never calls roll anyway so you can come in with
"Are you sure? I donít wanna get you in trouble."
"Donít worry about it. If Iím not worried, why are
"True. But if you do get in any trouble I donít want
to hear any shit about it."
We pull into the parking lot of her school and walk
towards the front entrance. She introduces me to a
few of her friends and keeps boasting about the fact
that I hitchhiked down here. Naturally, everyone
tells me Iím crazy. We walk into the school, which
seems to have been built recently. I follow her to
her classroom and she rushes me in to sit at a desk
next to her. In about five minutes, the teacher walks
in and goes straight to the blackboard and starts
writing the dayís assignment. He completely doesnít
notice that Iíve never been here before and I even
answer some questions.
The bell rings when the class ends and we walk out
into the hallway.
"Okay my next class is Science and this teacher is a
complete bitch and would notice you. You have to find
something to do for an hour. Sorry." says my sister.