hell are you?" he asks me.
"My nameís Peace. Iím from New York."
"Yeah, my ass." He says and pulls out a gun from
under the table and points it at me.
"Oh shit, Jake, chill! I picked him up about 2
Heís cool, man." says Jim.
"How do you know itís not a setup?" says Jake.
Darlene sits next to him on the couch and says
"Yeah, youíre right Jake. For all we know the
cops couldíve known that Jim was coming, put a
hitchhiker on the highway, hoped Jim would pick
him up and then hope Jim finds me and then that
they come over here. Címon be serious.
Peace, will you take a toke to prove to this
over-paranoid man that you are not a pig?"
"As long as he doesnít shoot me if itís good
enough to make me cough."
That finally breaks the mood as she passes me a
joint and Jake puts the gun back under the
table. I take a good-sized toke and actually do
cough and that makes everyone laugh. Jake gets
up to go to the bathroom and Jim sits in his
spot and takes over the joint production.
Penny goes to the radio and puts on some Salt-n-Pepa
and I pass her the joint. Darlene goes to the
kitchen and Jake tells everyone that we should
just fire up our own jays since there were so
many and there is no point in us waiting for
turns. Naturally we all agree.
We smoke and talk for hours and play a lot of
different card games. At about 11 PM , Penny
says that we should play strip poker. Jake
says that itís not fair that there are 3 guys
but only 2 girls so he calls a few numbers and
finds some people who will come over.
We just play regular poker for about another
half hour and there is a knock on the door. Jake
goes and answers it and lets in 3 girls. The new
girls are all beautiful also.
One of them is Spanish and the other two are
white girls. Their names are Selma, Susan and
Staci. Penny says that it is not fair that now
there are more girls than guys for the game.
Darlene tells her not to worry because girls are
better than guys in everything so the guys
should end up naked in no time.
We set up the kitchen table in the living room
and bring both the couches closer together. We
start another round of joints for everyone and
wait until Penny comes back from the kitchen
with munchies and she brings out the mushrooms
as an added bonus.
She splits the shrooms into eight piles but Jim.
Staci, and Susan tell her that they are not
going to do any since they have to go to Susanís
momís house later. Penny splits the shrooms into
five piles, with one twice as large as any of
"The last one with any clothes on gets the extra
shrooms." she says.
"But what if itís one of the three that are not
gonna do them?" Jake asks.
"Well this part of the game only includes the
five of us, of course."
"Okay, just wanted to be sure." he says.
Selma gets the first deal and picks five card
draw with sevens wild as the first game. She
deals and it ends up with Staci winning the hand
with two pairs, aces over 10s.
"So does this mean that all of you take
something off? This wonít last long."
Darlene says "Okay, so why doesnít the winner
pick someone? We just canít pick the same person
twice in a row."
Everyone agrees to this and Staci picks me. I
take off a shoe and get the deal. I pick 5 card
draw with no wildcards and end up winning so
naturally I pick Staci. She takes off her shirt.
"What are you doing? Why arenít you taking off a
shoe?" asks Penny.
"No one said that there is any order to the way
we take off our clothes. Plus you guys keep this
place heated like hell. Iím hot."
We keep playing round after round and smoking
joint after joint. Jake ends up being the first
one without any clothes on and he tells us he is
bored of it so and plans to go watch some TV.
Penny tells him that he canít put his clothes on
even though heís not playing and tells him that
if she had seen him naked before this month she
would have been talking to him sooner.
This brings a big smile to Jakesí and he decides
to wait after all. This is probably due to the
fact that Penny only has her bra and panties on
by now and looks great. I am down to my pants
and think itís not fair that I donít wear
underwear because only one more hand would take
me out of the running for the extra shrooms. But
then I realize that it probably doesnít
matter since I had never done shrooms before so
any amount would probably wreck me.